A comedy-mystery set in north Kent, UK.

Chris has got a titanium hip, an e-bike, and a mystery to solve.

Recovering from a close encounter with a speeding ice cream van, Christine Heron rediscovers a passion for cycling. She also discovers a dead body - or does she? A professor of forensic science is missing - or is he? And what is that mysterious blue powder?

Chris teams up with special constable, Zeta Jama to uncover the truth. Ahead lies intrigue, danger and acute embarrassment.