Pet Dogs Democratic Party Manifesto

By Rosemary Kind

Man's best friend deserves to be heard. For too long pets have been seen as the underdogs, working tirelessly for little more than a pat on the head. It is time for the country to go to the dogs literally instead of metaphorically; for the prejudice we dogs face to be swept aside; time to vote for a more equal society, a more just society. It is time to vote for a society in which two-legs and four-legs stand together; a society in which man and dog work in partnership for a better future for us all. A vote for the Pet Dogs Democratic Party is a vote for your best friend, a vote for the most loyal companion you will ever have and one who wants what's best for dog and man together. Vote PDDP!