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How much do you know about farts?

Did you know it would take just nine farts from every person on earth to power an atomic bomb? That fish farts nearly triggered a war against Russia? That women's farts smell worse than men's? Pfwoort! It's all in this book.

Did you know that inhaling farts is healthy, yet people fart after death? That you can get a job as a professional fart smeller? That farting is illegal in Africa but polite in South America? Heard any ancient Babylonian fart jokes lately? Blorrrk! It's all in this book.

Do you know the fartiest animal on earth? The fartiest food? Know how many farts you inhale on a cross-country flight? Can farts power astronauts through space? Fweeeet! It's all in this book.

Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Then you should read this gas-powered, illustrated encyclopedia of fun and flatulent facts! Makes a perfect gag gift or bathroom read.

Be a smarter farter!

Did you know that cats fart more in Pennsylvania? That Mississippi students go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Blonnnk! It's all in this book.

Did you know that moth farts kill, but kangaroo farts can save the planet? That nurse farts could be dangerous, yet breathing in farts might have cured the Great Plague? That some of the world's greatest writers have all written about farts? How do you say fart in French, Chinese, or Swahili? Flooooorpp! It’s all in this book.

Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.

Two gassy brothers.
One mad clown with Weapons of Mass Flatulation.
Can kid fart power save the world's butt?

Willy and Peter just want to sit around gaming and farting. So it’s really annoying when they’re out shopping for their sister’s birthday, and end up captured by crazed clowns who want to take over the planet.

From a remote bouncy castle dungeon to the White House itself, can Willy and Peter outsmart—and out-fart—the evil clowns? Can they save the human race from ex-stink-tion? And still get home in time for their sister’s birthday?

“Two thumbs up and a belch!”
-Amazon reviewer’s 8-year-old grandson

They’re the smelliest new heroes on the block, in their own butt-blasting adventure series for kids ages 8 to 12. Even the most reluctant readers will laugh their underpants off!

Can these two gas-tronauts save the universe’s butt?

Willy and Peter need to get as far as possible from their sister’s dumb kindergarten pageant. But they never expected to blast their butts into space!

There they make a disgusting discovery that could wipe out the Moon in one gross stink bomb.

Do they have enough gas in their guts to repel gassy green aliens from Uranus? Can farts alone rocket them back to earth? And how did their sister’s hamster get into the space capsule and chew up all the wires?

It’s the second exciting volume in the butt-blasting new adventure series for kids. With hilarious pictures and action-packed text, even the most reluctant readers will howl out both ends!

Don’t be fooled by books or websites which proclaim that learning Chinese is “easy”, “easier”, “simple”, or “instant”. Everybody knows learning Chinese is a 好大 pain! AIEEYAAA! is the first book since China invented paper which offers Chinese learners some laughs amidst the torment.

Featuring 150 topical cartoons about life, love and culture clash in China, this hilarious satirical dictionary sends up many of the ironies, delights, and cultural and linguistic mix-ups that are immediately recognizable to anyone who has spent any time at all in the Middle Kingdom.

Hong Kong’s Last 100 Days Under British Colonial Rule! Find out what really happened during those final days as the countdown clock ticked:

+ Pre-handover supermarket specials
+ Last-minute pregnancies before the one-child policy kicks in
+ The invasion of the foreign reporters
+ Britain lifts a finger for Hong Kong

...plus the Talks, the Banquet, and an international cast of characters.

Includes the entire series of cartoons written during the last 100 days, as appeared in The Independent, plus cartoons from Time, Geo Magazine, and several previously unpublished cartoons. You'll laugh almost as loud as Chinese leaders laugh at Hong Kong people's calls for democracy.

Cartoon Stories and the Tale of a Bootleg T-shirt

Three action-packed, politically incorrect stories of Hong Kong history:

+ A sweltering romance between a hot-headed damsel and a goofball sailor, while his shipmates peddle dope and colonize the wrong island.
+ He outsmarted Japanese invaders and communist rebels, but a potty-mouthed new immigrant meets his match on the old Star Ferry.
+ The true story of an accidental avatar of the end of an era. And why the artist didn’t get rich from it.

Classic tales and legends told the Hong Kong way:

+ The Three Little Capitalist Pigs
+ The Tale of Ah-Laddin
+ The Wizard of Wah’s
+ Jack and the Soy Bean Stalk
+ Little Red Guard Riding Hood
+ The Mon(k)ey King
+ A Hong Kong Christmas Carol

Did you know that snot is safe to eat, but picking your nose can kill you? That mucus makes both a good toothpaste and shark repellent? Why do people eat gorilla boogers in Japan? Slurrrp...! It’s all in this book!

Did you know that frog boogers are a miracle virus killer? Why robots need mucus? Which world leaders pick it and lick it? Gulp...! It’s all in this book!

How much phlegm did dinosaurs have? Do you know how much mucus you swallow every day without knowing? (Hint: half a gallon). Wait...is snot vegan?

Pick up everything you need to know about snot in this slime-powered encyclopedia of hilarious-but-true facts with scrumptious illustrations.

Her father traded away her youth.
Sea bandits stole her freedom.
She has one way to get them back:
Become the most powerful pirate in the world.
Based on a true story that has never been fully told, until now.