The Billionaire's Funding

By Lark Anderson

When Sadie Precillo's project is the only one denied funding, she never expected her company's handsome CEO to take a personal interest in it. Or that she'd be fired.

I, Sadie Precillo, have been dealt a grievous injustice.

LaviTech Labs is the WORST.
The handsome CEO, Cassius Lavinius—INSUFFERABLE!!!

Why is that, exactly? Oh, just because of the third-two projects submitted for funding mine was the ONLY one to be denied. That’s right—DENIED!

Heart Pill - FUNDED!
Anxiety Pill - FUNDED!
Vitamin Pill - FUNDED!
Fart Pill - FUNDED! (Yes, you read that correctly!)
Female Pleasure Pill - DENIED!

How cruel is that? I mean, how many boner pills do we have on the market? Can I even count them on one hand?

Well, Mr. Lavinius, I hope you realize what you’ve gotten yourself into. I don’t care how handsome and rich you are or how tall your tower is or how much security you have—I’m coming for you!

And you better believe I’m not going to stop until I get that FUNDING!