Eden Gruger

ALLi Author Member

Location: United Kingdom (the)

Genres: Biography, General Fiction, Womens Fiction, Advice & How To, Short/Flash Fiction Collection, Writing & Publishing, Humour, Memoir

Skills: Performance/Spoken Word, Press/Media Interview, Reading/Literary Event, Self-publishing Workshop/Training, Speaking Engagement/Lecture, Writing Workshop

Eden Gruger writes hilarious, candid, occasionally tragic modern fiction collections.

And no nonsense non fiction guides to the writing, publishing and marketing processes.

Eden is a passionate advocate for accessible books, and smashing stereotypes around mental ill health and diversity.

Eden Gruger's books

Down With Frogs

It has always been said Princess’ have to kiss a lot frogs before they find their Prince… so it makes sense that sometimes they might feel like giving up on love.

From awkward first meetings, dreadful dinners, to who should do the dusting, and sexual mishaps dating is a minefield.

The big question is will we learn from our mistakes or make them all over again?

Whether you are happily settled, or still looking, these laugh out loud, always candid, occasionally tragic tales will delight you.

"Amazingly funny book. the author has got an amazing sense of humour can't wait to read the next book"

"I would highly recommend"

"5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious I absolutely loved this book! What a fab read and never a dull moment. It was very easy to read and very well written"

"Hahaha! Imagination into overdrive. Can just imagine being in such a situation and having the giggles. More stories please!"

"Had me smiling all the way through. Can’t wait to read more"

Stories include:
The Curry Question
Going to meet the parents - Dan
When a surprise really is surprising
Sticks and Stones
Going home to meet the sister
The ideal world relationship charter - aka the equal partnership
Going home to meet the parents - Chas
Going home to meet the (Upper middle class) parents - Shea
An older sisters advice
Poem for you
Afterwards
Day out at the STI clinic
Why on earth are they still single?
Top five worst Christmas presents

Laughing at Myself

These laugh out loud, hilarious, candid tales of awkward meetings, terrible driving tests, dodgy hairdos and accidentally flashing, show just what a minefield life can be.

The big question is how will we survive the embarrassment?

Whether you are the sort of person who trips over fresh air, or you have the poise of a Queen, these tales will delight you.

"Loved Laughing at Myself...easy to read, episodic, the type of book you want to read on a rainy day, with a cuppa and a biscuit (or three)".

"Delightfully cringeworthy, humorous book..."

"Thoroughly enjoyed Laughing at Myself... had some laugh out loud moments. I read it in one sitting as I wanted to know what she did next!"

Stories include:
River Island Trousers
Couch Potatoes
First Driving Test
Wheel of (Mis)fortune
Poodle Perm
Coke Burp
Bad Neighbour
Put them away love
Mud Pack
Sexy Boots and Fishing Socks
Nice to See You
The Cat's Pyjamas
Cataract's Toilet
Death by Frisbee
The World's Worst Burglar
Mensa Test
The Countryside Is/Not a Toilet
Flashing The Doctor

Funny Bird

Eden shares some more of the darkly comic stories that make you laugh and cringe in equal measure.

This mini collection includes The Taxi Driver, Deafness and Accents, He is not Father Dougal and Chip pans and Louvre doors.

How To Write (Without Block)

This incredible workbook is based on the Make Your Book A Reality Masterclass of the same name.

It gives you everything that you need to understand, and get out of the infamous writers block, and create the writing habits that will last you a life time in record time!

With specially designed exercises to help you get to the bottom of what's blocking your creativity.

explains the causes block
shares the different ways that people process information and stimuli
helps you work out how your brain accesses the world
teaches you a creative exercise specially designed by Eden Gruger to suit your processing style and get you writing
shows how to develop the healthy writing habits that will see you through your entire writing career

Perfect for new writers and bloggers, who need to get into good writing habits, and for the seasoned professional who has lost their mojo!

Writers Inspirational Notebook

This inspirational writer's notebook was created for you to get your prose, poetry or screenplay ideas out of your head and onto the page.

Alongside space for your words are inspirational quotations from successful authors on the process and magic of creating, to keep you motivated on your writing journey.

An unlined notebook to encourage and inspire writers to get their ideas out of their head and onto the page.

Friends Like These

Laugh out loud, cringeworthy, occasionally painful stories

Have you had a frully in your life?

Do you find the rules of friendships baffling?

Or have you had friends from before you were even born?

Giggle and cringe along with these tales about the good, the bad

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